As a traditionalist, I'm just glad the Cup will stay in its ancestral homeland for another year.

dove into Moore’s blogs from the National Review’s website in 2001, 2002, and 2003

The way the Thunder carry themselves vs. how good they actually are is approaching peak John Wall.  

Why not Melo?  He qualifies as “former” by now.

The context is that Yu Darvish fucked up three guys with a magic fastball

My theory is that Molly saw that Max was about to cough and made the split second decision to blow a little ass, hoping the exceptionally loud sounds of Stephen talking and Max coughing would cover up her shame.  Do you know why no one laughed or looked upset when it happened?  Because it was a girl!  I, and all men,…

Plus his name is an anagram for “Cake Alarm” which is pretty awesome.

The Warriors gave up a 31-point lead?

After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.

As a Pistons fan, I was hoping you’d say something about their players, as I have no idea who they are. 

Hot Take - Kyle Lowry will have to score more than 0 points for the Raptors to win this series.

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

Cosigned on The Wire and also throwing in the Sopranos as a bonus. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

You forgot to mention he’s been on the Pirates his whole career.

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

Kinja!