oldscurvyman
Oldscurvyman
oldscurvyman

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

I get it. There’s not much I like to do more than watching birds, if you know what I mean.

A lot of the reactions from the opposing players in these highlights look like outtakes from some 1980s-90s commercial where the opposing players are stunned that the old man/robot/woman in a housecoat/man in a dinosaur costume is actually Clyde Drexler/Larry Johnson/Dikembe Mutumbo dunking on them.

“She didn’t have a lot of talent, she was just kind of a horse. But she was my horse,” Bernstein said, adding, “and she had just been accepted at USC!”

Baseball’s biggest problem right now--and I’m being serious--is that the people who run it do not appear to actually enjoy the game.

This is a fair point and the article has been amended in the interests of the ethics.

MERRY DREWMAS ONE AND ALL

Westbrook is a completely stacked athletic marvel who would absolutely whip the shit out of Mr. Keisel.  I pull you out of the grays to say as much, and in hopes of a good ol’ fashion pile-on from others.

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get

What is “really fucking depressing”?

Hinkie already predicted you would type exactly this. He is hinkniscient.

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

You are not wrong. Harper’s solid years are still very, very good, but he had that one breakout year and his reputation has been coasting on it ever since.

hes the next KG, and I love them both more than anything and it absolutely breaks my heart to see transcendent talent on the Twolves.

Is this a fair place to note that CC Sabathia has a Simpson’s head (where it only looks okay from the side and not straight on)?