The Warriors gave up a 31-point lead?

After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.

As a Pistons fan, I was hoping you’d say something about their players, as I have no idea who they are. 

Hot Take - Kyle Lowry will have to score more than 0 points for the Raptors to win this series.

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

Cosigned on The Wire and also throwing in the Sopranos as a bonus. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

You forgot to mention he’s been on the Pirates his whole career.

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

Kinja!

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

I get it. There’s not much I like to do more than watching birds, if you know what I mean.

A lot of the reactions from the opposing players in these highlights look like outtakes from some 1980s-90s commercial where the opposing players are stunned that the old man/robot/woman in a housecoat/man in a dinosaur costume is actually Clyde Drexler/Larry Johnson/Dikembe Mutumbo dunking on them.

“She didn’t have a lot of talent, she was just kind of a horse. But she was my horse,” Bernstein said, adding, “and she had just been accepted at USC!”

Baseball’s biggest problem right now--and I’m being serious--is that the people who run it do not appear to actually enjoy the game.

This is a fair point and the article has been amended in the interests of the ethics.