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MERRY DREWMAS ONE AND ALL

Westbrook is a completely stacked athletic marvel who would absolutely whip the shit out of Mr. Keisel.  I pull you out of the grays to say as much, and in hopes of a good ol’ fashion pile-on from others.

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get

What is “really fucking depressing”?

Hinkie already predicted you would type exactly this. He is hinkniscient.

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

You are not wrong. Harper’s solid years are still very, very good, but he had that one breakout year and his reputation has been coasting on it ever since.

hes the next KG, and I love them both more than anything and it absolutely breaks my heart to see transcendent talent on the Twolves.

Is this a fair place to note that CC Sabathia has a Simpson’s head (where it only looks okay from the side and not straight on)?

Sometimes, it all works out innuendo.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

Trump added $4 billion to his assets with the previously unused and extremely nebulous line item “Brand Value.”

The brand that gave us Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University and Don Jr.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down.