The Tick. Show up as the Tick.

yeah thats right

“Bauer was referring to the “69 Days of Giving” campaign he touted last spring after winning his arbitration case.”

I owe you an explanation for why I’ve been away for two months

welcome back

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

Goff was butt, but it once again raises the question for McVay: If your young QB is looking lost out there and facing a lot of zone, why not make things easier for him and build up his confidence with some screen passes?

I was hoping I could pick him up for a song.

Kristaps and Luka. This is the dream I didn’t know I had 6 months ago.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

No, I really hate their fans. 

You’re gonna get at least four dead letters about the absolutely filthy language in the headline. Three of them will use the same language when they insult you.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

I can’t tear my eyes off of Eric Gordon’s reaction in that GIF.