Lol thats pretty cute bud so how often do you deal with warped wood, as a cabinet maker... You’re a finish carpenter, Have you ever worked as a House framer.? Have you ever had to kerf a 2x10 to make it stright, or beat a warped header in place? Your talking from your knowledge as a cabinet maker which is fine.. But…

Completely wrong, a nail will pull wood together much better than a screw, if the wood is warped... Say you build a 2x10 header with screws, if all your blocking is not completely square 90-o than It will throw off your header considerably throwing it out of plumb ( this happens with nails as well but can be adjusted…