This sounds like a “how dare he did’nt know who I was” statement from her.

Britney’s life path: child star —> mega famous pop star and sex symbol —> tragically oppressed and controlled celebrity —> free adult —> Karen.

Ah yes. I forgot that here at Jez we should never let anyone grab us without consent *unless* that person is BRITNEY.

Existing in the same space as Britney Spears and not immediately prostrating himself in worshipful reverence?

In all of this I’ve realized I’m jealous of Wembanyama for the oddest reason, which is that he clearly does not understand America’s weird online culture and the wack ass way it takes any trivial incident like this and manages to contort it into something that relates to the culture war somehow.

Why the FUCK do white people(especially white women) always feel they have the right to touch a black person without first getting permission!?

And then she filed a police report. F her.

Family probably gave him the dough. If his slut wife wants some of it she gonna have to blow the whole Hammer family!

Absolute travesty of justice. Why should Da Hammer have to pay that dumb slut any money at all? When are these feminist bitches gonna stop sucking cock for cash?

Tell me you don’t know how to calculate child support without telling me you don’t know how to calculate child support.

Confirming the stereotype that middle aged Cure fans are literal cucks.

Deport illegales trannyo Guzman!

I’m glad someone said it. But he’s rich, white, and someone on the Jezebel staff wants to fuck him, so they’ll paper over his being an entitled douchebag with a cutesy article.

“Hot”?! White women are just fucking broken.

He’s a sexual predator who thought he could be a wolf in the hen house. Same as this other freak:

Yeah, I am perplexed. I have yet to see a photo of that man that would make me think he was handsome or “hot”, even with the benefit of the right lighting or angles.

He’s a guy.  Point him to the fraternities.  The shit isn’t complicated.  People don’t owe it to you to play along with your dress-up games.

Amen, Trump2024 All the way Baby!!

Jezebel is canonically pro-divorce, and if there’s a right way to split from your spouse, Christine could teach a master class on how to do s0—even with a prenup in place. The more she can suss out about her wealthy ex’s bad behavior—like say, going rogue on Zoom—the more she can build a strong case in her favor for…

@Mortal