They say lime is good for Corona

Eagerly waiting for the next Ted Bundy so I can rip off some one liners

Some people are saying she was a BFF of Jeff Epstein

Who plays the stunt double Betty White?

I guess Jerry Rice isn't available

I will have a Kobe burger well done

Kobe learned physics

What a clever move to pull off the win, oh wait a minute

That Clemson guy is the real deal sky is the limit with him

What's the old saying; don't come on my back an tell me it's raining

Chick must run a pretty mean comeback route

Actually she looked better with Tommy Lee's salami in her mouth

talented family, she does  the triple somersault, he does the triple homicide

good thing burger king wasn’t being tone deaf

do not think dracula is a suspect

I could never stop at two beers

well now i know how they make kraft mayo

ask R Kelly

i will take terminal for 500

when she going to get to derrick rose