well she will have no problem getting the freddie kruger part

remind me again who got the last laugh

I asked Jocelyn why anyone would require a birth certificate for work in fast food.- they probably E-Verified 

pretty sure the family of jennifer riordan dont think shes a badass

Cox and Verizon

whats her next gig, driving for uber or ISIS?

i know your screen name says your lobotomized so your probably not aware that all televisions have on an off switch

she should be going to jail because of the conduct of the oakland police

i guess 2 guys getting a hand job would be a problem

the ground can not cause a fumble on a running play , however it can cause an incomplete pass. thats not to complicated for you now is it?

my god she grows a better mustache then me

Air France also

i suppose the Columbia school of journalism was below your standards

your right it was absolutely full automatic

i dont think anyone could have predicted this one coming

being on the plane before it takes off usually works for me 

think i will pass on this acid trip

pleased to meet you , wont you guess my name

get over it bro trump is president patriots are greatest ever an your a whining beotch