Gag Halfront to Trump’s Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Gag Halfront to Trump’s Zaphod Beeblebrox.
The idea of all the security we put up with at airports—the lines, the scanners, the bullshit—is so that when…
As a Jets fan, I have to say that your comment is the most useful thing a Kellen has ever done in my life.
He actually didn’t. He saw a monster when he should’ve seen a child. America is sick and it needs heavy-duty surgery.
I forgot all about that. It also used to be acceptable to show an angel on one shoulder and a devil on another, but somehow that became offensive. There is a lot of stuff from my childhood that really was offensive, but that is one that I have to admit I don't understand.
Jen Selter, Instagram celebrity and “advocate for fitness” known by millions for coining the deeply unpleasant term “…
I was watching the video, impressed from start to finish because you can see the “ooooooooooooooh shiiiiiit” as the brake lights shine for a few seconds then they go off and he just turns hard into it and my jaw dropped.
Nope.
Intellectually I know that I know what one is supposed to do in that situation. Realistically…
But only if they are required to verbally and in writing let their patients and potential patients know that they refuse to perform a basic procedure. Like, if you went to a podiatrist who refused to treat ingrown toenails because his religion felt they were icky, then that doctor has an obligation to make it clear…
In the midst of what should be a relatively innocuous conversation about legislative spending, Congress has…
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Kanye West, Jay Z and Tidal have been hit with a class-action lawsuit, claiming they all hoodwinked fans through…
Everything about this is wonderful. Wonderful.
Before now, I never really recognized the very present danger of action movie shoots.
If your particular phobia is that of scary clowns (coulrophobia) then I urge you to back away from your computer or…
From your lips to the Noodle’s divine orrichiette.
Finally, a review of my favorite sandwich.
Give the ground forces control over their attack aircraft and transport. It’s not sexy.
Royal Marines are a whole level of badassery beyond ours.
I mean, they’ve acted like they wouldn’t, but they’ve never thrown a hissy fit like the Republicans in the Senate Judiciary committee are currently throwing. It’s fucking ridiculous how these assholes are Constitutional scholars when anybody dares mention “gun” and “control” in the same sentence, but they are…
You can’t find a single comparable position the Democrats have taken, dearest.