I believe the term is yall-qaeda.

My mom’s cat hunts for socks in a similar way. She’s always so proud when she catches one.

“Is copper cookware better? According to the owner of a copper cookware company, yes!”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

I really wish people would lay off other people’s religious practices. No one’s losing their minds over nun’s habits.

TL;DR: vote with your wallet and stop buying their phones.

I mean, Trump’s spent the vast majority of Jr’s life having no contact with him. I’d be surprised if this were any different.

Good job, (Impeached President) Nostradumbass

“Urge to build a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude is strong.”

I always tell myself a rude, over agressive driver is probably trying to get a very sick person to the hospital.

My wife says that and it drives me insane. I’m like “We won about 13 titles in the past 15 years, no team is an underdog!!!” Drives me insane and I totally understand why people hate Boston sports fans. I even hate them and I am one!

Thank you! What a great phrase. My son is 8 too. I’ve been at a loss for words lately. That’s exactly what I should be saying right now.

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

“It’s not high treason, it’s alternative loyalty.”

And then again at Wounded Pride, where he was dubbed Tweets with Small Hands.

That squad photo you got the old man picture in the background. Staring hard. I can just imagine Trump looking through the eye holes in the picture mad as hell. Like the wandering eyes in the intro for Scooby-Doo.

Touches him in ways that ‘Mother’ never could.

Trump claims his black approval rating went up 26 points

Look man, Warren Buffet can do some great philanthropy work, but he didn’t accumulate what is now somewhere in between $80-90B by making woke business decisions.