And hands...and dicks.

Unpopular opinion: American Psycho was just as awful as the book upon which it is based. It was a boring porno that tried to dress itself up as art and failed at both.

So now Kavanaugh knows what it’s like to have a unwanted Dick shoved into his face.

I would trade Zimbabwe the Donald, Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Pence, Mnuchin, and Jeff Sessions for some guys uncle.

I think Giuliani has been driving around in a SUV with Goal Posts attached to the roof.

This is a terrible take, a good, medium cooked, thick burger will always triumph over some skinny patty

I wonder if trump grabbed him by his pussy?

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero who kneed.

That sounds like the kind of thing somebody says before getting slapped.

And the second..

Look, if cuts have to be made, I’m willing to sacrifice Iron Fist. Danny would WANT us to.

None of this is black history. It’s American history.

White House was too flammable. Sad!

I’m well aware that there are people with decent IQs who voted for Trump. But I will forever see anybody who cast a vote for that man as a moron, and I don’t particularly care if they’ve got three doctorates hanging from their walls and a Nobel sitting on the mantle. It is a disqualification for intelligence and…

It was Dannon yogurt.

Fans of the Patriots ignorant of the patriots.

Dunkin iced coffee is trash

8oz is for people that like to ‘taste’ coffee.

He really good at making white apparel disappear.