When your job is to get beat up repeatedly AND people expect you to quote, I don’t know, Henry David Thoreau...

I think we need to stop telling ourselves that he’ll be impeached.

Only if the anticipated next mass causality on our soil doesn’t happen soon enough....because then he and the puppet masters can triple down on the power grabs, as well as kill our freedom of speech and the right to protest.

Oh, well, that’s okay then.

Who are the dictators being considered for cabinet positions?

The song was made by Lindsay Buckingham era Mac. Not this bunch of substitute teachers, included later because he was over it, and dipped out on the tour.

Seriously, what exactly do flat earthers think is the reason for the deception here? OK, so you think this is a facade to get you to believe that the earth is round when it isn’t. Why!?! Why would someone want you to believe that?

“Murder, He tweeted”

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

I would like to report a foreigner with semi valid papers living on 5th Ave.

Some confusion comes from the new name of the company- Gizmodo Media Group, which all the old gawker sites fall under. Plus the Gizmodo comments are the worst (there’s no best) when it comes to comments of “You got politicks in my Gizmo news I’m audi”. Then you have Trump supporters who are super feral and legally…

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

If I didn’t hate him so much for being a disgusting, vile, heinous trashmountain I would be cringing in embarrassment for him.

So I’m looking at two-state and one-state, and I like the one that both parties like. (Laughter.) I’m very happy with the one that both parties like. I can live with either one.

I wish my aptitude test in high school had recommended “Professional Athlete’s Former Business Manager.” Those dudes always make fat stacks.

I wish MSNBC would just unceremoniously dump Mika, Joe, and Greta ‘botched facelift Scientologist moron’ Van Susteren.

What’s wrong with Mattis? I thought he was the most (only?) normal one from the beginning...

So what you’re saying is Mrs. Ancona is single?