15 PATRIOTIC completions on 27 ‘MURICA attempts for 99 BLUE LIVES MATTERS yards

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

Bears stay close and lose to the Falcons on the last play of the game, Packers get crushed by the Falcons. That means the Bears are better than the Packers, right?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Sorry man. One day the Yankees’ ship will come in.

I don’t like to think of it as lazy. It just likes to go its own direction.

What a lazy joke.

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

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Fun Fact.

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

GarPax deserves their own wing in the “sports mismanagement hall of fame”.

Tampa is not a good city. They have like 9 skyscrapers tops and there seems to be a massage parlor on every block, but they have a Cigar City brewery/restaurant in their airport, so I love leaving the city.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I was hacked by the Cardinals!

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

Fuck Gar Forman

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…