Doesn’t matter had sex.

I’m sorry, this take is nowhere near unreasonable enough for kinja. I demand you retract it and start your next comment with “ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND???”

That was a helluva shot. But one thing I thought about while watching the first half is I think Portland should have drafted Durant instead of Oden

This took me entirely too long to make.

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

I blackout about once or twice every two years (is that bad?) but I have never been so fucked up that I thought I was on a different coast. Does this guy have to be the best at everything?

I sent myself a message using the headline of my own post? Weird. I must be a maniac or something.

It’s Jeter In Butt Land, and it’s not close.

Boris is the best guy in the NBA. Not the best at playing basketball, just all around best guy.

Olynyk is a big dumpy ogre with a habit of making dirty plays and then playing incredulous about the consequences. Many times over he has deserved to get knocked out. To me, Oubre deserves props for keeping his fists lowered.

It’s funny that one of these guys hid his shove behind a play-act of basketball and then ran to the ref to complain about a whistle, while the other one came straight at him and did not pretend to be doing anything other than shoving a motherfucker, and you think the one who did not bother to hide behind the rules…

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

It’s good that Judge Taylor (who was apparently addressing Coach Strong as if he were actually present in the courtroom and has players not recruited by him under 24-hour surveillance and wearing magnetic boots on a metal floor to lock them into place) lives in a place where having a USF diploma has caused her no…

Yeah, they just call that “day”.

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Dear Portland-

Hoiberg has now tied Stevens’ playoff wins.

Counter point, fuck this guy. Society was victimized by him.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

The Bulls definitely are butt. But they’re well-dressed butt. Like “going to the club on a Thursday” butt.