At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

To be fair, Fisher’s decision wasn’t personal. The Rams have a strict policy against allowing their running backs to go anywhere on the field.

I cried a trail of them!

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

Go to hell.

I agree. If anything, his nickname should be “Bleached Asshole.”

This is trying way too hard. Bleach Boy is a terrible nickname, and I hope it sticks with him forever as penance for being an attention whore.

To be fair, that would actually be a pretty splendid day for Jim McMahon.

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”

So...Eli Manning’s career?

Ryan Tannehill will play 15 years in the league and at the end of it we will still have no idea if he sucks or not.

No, the Trestman season 2 was far worse.

And Praise Theo for that.

And finish his career in Chicago

But the Cubs! The Cubs are good!

A harsher punishment would have been to make him play the next four games.

He obviously audibled into that because we all know what John Fox always calls in that scenario: Draw play for no gain.

Shit. As a hawks fan, and someone who has been critical of Bickell when he played here, this is a punch in the gut. Explains so much. Awful, awful news