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Big deal. J.J. Reddick made a three in his 63rd consecutive game!

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

I owned two college basketball jerseys in my time...

I may be weird, but I get this. These people LOVE their team and haven’t had a chance to see something like this in a long time. Kudos to them for putting in a 12+ hour shift at the bars to celebrate their team. I have done that for much less important reasons.

Love the Nets recap! Might I make one suggested change?

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1 800 273 8255. Don’t be ashamed to ask for help when watching terrible football. Titans-Jaguars this Thursday. Get help, folks.

This is obviously nonsense. The Astros are an American League team, so they couldn’t have met in the World Series. Also, there’s no way “Dustin Hermanson” is a real name.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

That’s exactly the word I’ve used to describe him. That shot of him in the NLDS fumbling his gum, quickly catching it before it hit the ground, then pointing and smiling at the camera was great stuff. Baseball needs more guys like him.

I am long suffering Cubs fan. Bartman hurt.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Airing a Packers/Bears (ugh) game on Thursday (UUUUGGGGH) is not going to help. I think I’d rather take up smoking methamphetamines instead of watching that trash heap.

First Kaepernick and now McDonough... doesn’t anybody respect the flag anymore??

This is the nagging (sorry) problem I have with the drumbeat of “Believe Women”: yes, we need to get out of the habit of automatically disbelieving women who declare themselves to be the victim of rape, but at the same time we have a system of criminal justice that presumes innocence. I’d say that the presumption of

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

As a Cubs fan, thank you Dodgers. Thank you with all my heart. I don’t know if the Cubs will win the NLCS but now I know they will not lose it to Dusty fucking Baker. Praise jesus. I would have given up on baseball completely.