He is from Georgia, which is literally Caucasian.

That’s the same thing I do every time I get a star.

The one on the driver’s side is my favorite

The one on the driver’s side is my favorite

I use the terms posse and thug however the fuck I want.

It’s not.

Looks like it’s time for a what’s your favorite windshield wiper co-op.

Looks like it’s time for a what’s your favorite windshield wiper co-op.

It’s great for kids with epilepsy.

Even without a picture of the dogs, this is one of the best sports tweets.

Not if Dan Haren is throwing life at you.

You want Oklahoma City to have TWO teams?

Ana has been brutally effective over the last couple of weeks of just obliterating the Trump surrogates. Speaking of which, I am certain Corey Lewandowki and Scottie Nell Hughes are going to be canned by CNN after election, and they will be basically unhireable.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Just need a decent paint job? Don’t need showroom? Seriously, and I know I’ll get downvoted for this, but Maaco is made for this. Specifically, their mid-tier paint job.

I doubt it, football players at Auburn aren’t known to have a strong defense.

Equally amazing in Superbad. Kudos, you do good work.

He needed guns on his legs. The only way to protect your body parts is to give each one a gun.

The USA - where being ‘Patriotic’ is more important than being ‘Alive’.