oldmanhighpants
OldManHighPants
oldmanhighpants

dodging 21 punches in 10 seconds…the greatest

Eh, it’s largely relative. The NBA game moves too fast, and the other people playing it are too athletic and skilled, for Dellavedova; among them, he is an uncoordinated klutz who can’t get his limbs where he wants them to be quickly enough to avoid this type of shit. His propensity for clobbering people isn’t the

No. He’s not saying that dirty play makes you a YMCA hack, he’s say specifically that Matthew Dellavadova has nothing else to offer, sucks. Weird analogy you tried for there.

You can pry my dick punches from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.

Your right to feed your family ends when you end your opponents’ ability to have a family.

I grew up listening to them, and still laugh about their Hall of Fame Tribunals.

People who hate football (soccer) for no reason, other than the offside rule is just too complicated for them to understand, remind me a lot of Trump supporters. They hate what they don’t understand and they don’t understand a lot of things because they are fucking morons.

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

Because Ferrari and Lamborghini have awesome fit and finish as well. Because people buy these cars for their fit and finish. Because that’s why the Japanese marquees dominate the $100k luxury range.

Fighting on the shoulder of the BQE while wearing a jogging suit has to be the most New York thing ever.

I can only assume afterwards both the assailants went their separate ways, had terrible pizza for lunch, dropped off their $2500 rent checks, and were then murdered for their gold chains.

I’m wondering if more penalization or even charges are going to come out of this one. The woman in the other car has already lawyer’d up, it sounds like that $164 ticket was just for blowing the red light. Since he did get the ticket, makes her lawyer’s job of proving the cop’s fault a lot easier.

“issued a $164 ticket with four points put on his license for failing to do so” Funny, that’s almost exactly the points and fine I had to pay for speeding 12 over the limit, despite the fact there was very little danger to myself or anyone else at the time. Seems like either my penalty was too harsh, or blasting

High speed chases generally ends poorly, that`s why most civilized nations are banning the practice.

Yup, look at the shitty jack. He used the plastic running board as a jacking point. Noice.

Makes U Think

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Yawn. Heat have consistently ranked in the top 3rd of the NBA in average attendance for years, even before Lebron was there. 8th in the league back in 2008 when the team won 15 games. But ok.

Mein Drumpf

My dream is to see Curry and Durant go off simultaneously in a game and each score 60+ as they go back and forth in a high-scoring, close game. Man, I'm excited about this series! Go NBA!