oldmanhighpants
OldManHighPants
oldmanhighpants

Just play the game—no one needs all that drachma.

Good job with the immediate payback, Raptors. Now Adam Silver needs to add the exclamation point with a neat little suspension.

I agree that anthems shouldn’t be at non national sporting events

Enforced patriotism? That’s dumb.

I gotta side with the coach here. It’s the middle of the playoffs, this was not the time for Green to — once again — go on a rant about the Greek debt crisis.

Personally, I think the coach should Apollogize for his actions.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Similar crime (though will less buggery).

No weirdness here...

There is plenty of oxygen in the ocean, its just got this nasty habit of attaching itself to two hydrogens and being completely unbreathable for mammals

My sleep number is 40. As in 40 oz

If you go to bed drunk enough, your brain doesn’t care what bed/couch/trashpile you’re sleeping on

On the other hand my penis fucking loves it.

I like how she reads off all the absurd suggested names including the Adolph Hitler nomination and then caveats the Schoolie McSchoolface nomination by saying that it was “tongue in cheek”.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

The company is taking the time to read and respond to messages from their contact link...

Nah, the Spurs are awesome. Boris Diaw! Manu! Kawhi! They’re awesome.

an adult brawl at a Florida Little League game

Inherited a team with Durant and Westbrook and is somehow known as “one of the best fanbases in the NBA.” Let’s see how long that lasts when they have to suffer like the rest of us.