I wish the coaches would wear the uniform like baseball managers do. If only to see the faces Popovich would make while wearing it.

Fine, but only because you said "Please ".

Back in the early 80s arcades we called them ostriches because that’s what they looked like.

You cannot possibly really believe The Elder Scrolls or Destiny 2 are part of the general pop culture zeitgeist. Hell, even Disney wasn’t all that interested in Disney Infinity. The only thing even vaguely in the realm of general cultural awareness here is the Joust question, and even for that arcade era of classic…

Elder Scrolls, riding ostriches in Joust, and Destiny aren’t basic cultural awareness. Even knowing Bungie made Halo was fairly good.

I don’t think cultural awareness requires that you know what The Elder Scrolls is. So many people don’t play games and wouldn’t have any idea. 

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Eight Men In

I’m drunk and pedantic, so I’m going to argue that, because the mounts in Joust flew, they were in fact ostrich-like creatures, and not actual ostriches.

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Field Of Creams

1. This is so off-topic.

Exactly. That is why it’s so maddening when you hear former players and football pundits chastise a player for signing a “contract” when the player outplayed it yet the organization can let the player go at any time. It is well known the first 3 years of a NFL contract is the real value. After 3 years, the contract is…

I don’t know about you, but I ain’t doin’ shit even as we speak!

I can’t say that I like the Seahawks in any way, they bother me. Earl Thomas is a legit player and I can’t blame him for not practicing to preserve himself. He shows up every week and plays at a high caliber. It would be nice to see the league and players come to more of a NHL/MLB/NBA deal where players are a little…

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

So the real story here is you don’t know how to use Instagram.

“Everyone in prisons says that, of course”