Spider-Man, and all superheroes by extension, are cops. They just don't go fulfilling the will of the State.

Further early thoughts: you get more VC per game, and everything feels a little more generous.

He went to prison, I think he got what he deserved. 

Vick also paid his debt to society.  Guy seems like he went to prison and honest to God became reformed.

I mean I think it would be better if a woman directed that film....

Uhhh, he’s a “mobile” qb, not a black one. He’s done this to himself. 

*white quarterback sack. You can hit Cam Newton with a fucking tank for all the NFL cares.

“After you make contact, you cannot drive him into the ground.”

I made this claim in my law office last year as well. Management, god bless them, claimed that if I truly wanted to air a grievance perhaps I should join the local hockey league. Not being one to back down from a challenge, of course I did. Immediately in our first practice I removed my skates and my helmet and threw…

There should have been a rule put in place that only J.K. Simmons can play JJJ.

Trevor Story lives his life a quarter of a mile at a time, and for those 10 seconds or less, he was free.

Well, they’re from NJ. People in NJ pride themselves on not using turn signals.

I bet they paid extra to make sure the turn signals wouldn’t even accidentally work.

It’s amazing how the last time this was posted people rushed to defend the couple and yet the only people with proven problems handling money are them.

a new BMW

Seriously. Plus, that was his money to squander, however he deemed fit. Fuck anyone who thinks his drug addiction is justification for denying him what was rightfully his.

So in the 10 months since the Go Fund Me was set up for Bobbitt, he would’ve spent roughly $5,000 on drugs.  Yeah that would’ve really been squandering the money compared to how well McClure and D’Amico managed it.

Even the fanciest dogs sometimes shit on the rugs.

Just give him all of his powers. Make saving people and beating the bad guys nearly effortless. The difficulty could come from the other stuff. How are you going to give Lois the slip to stop that bank robbery without raising her suspicions? Are you going to stop that plane that’s crashing, or are you going to stop…