I think I speak for many when I say - who the fuck is Jack Michaels.

“You gain access as you gain experience in the field” is fucking meaningless unless you demonstrate the capacity to evaluate what you’re giving up in exchange for access, or what things you might publish but perhaps don’t because access.

We’re going to need IMAX when Avengers 8: Still Avengin’ does the full team shot before the epic battle.

“But creators Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland set things right with what might be the best season of the show so far...”

He’s not going to get rid of anything that enables monopolies. He’s just going to make it easier for them to use their monopoly position to price gouge.

I swear I love being black. Damn. I do.

You left five tables of Thanksgiving food? Why? What obligation were you under? I can’t imagine a scenario in which I could leave a Thanksgiving where I might be able to get seconds without feeling like a dick.

Level IV - Allowed in the kitchen

I’ve been to Hispanic Thanksgiving for the past five years, and it’s basically all this. I feel like this is just “People of Color” Thanksgiving.

I leave it to others who know more about physics but it figures that thing’s mass would have carried it a lot further on a clean jump

That last jump where the tractor tire blasts through the ramp, then every barrier, gets me every time.

Kyrie better be careful - if they keep streaking like this, they’re bound to run right off the edge.

I would genuinely rather watch Lizzy Caplan play a genderswapped Gambit than, well, frankly anything with Neck With Eyebrows Tatum in.

I think that there is a greater chance of Marvel making a movie with a female protagonist than this coming out in theaters.

I would disagree - and I’m not even Gambit’s biggest fan - as they could easily do what many of the other Fox Marvel films are starting to do with their other projects.

I haven’t been watching the CW shows since the last crossover. But this gave me goosebumps so yeah, bring it.

Dear Marvel, just use Run the Jewels for everything.

When America’s dirty laundry is aired out in another country and White folks are mad. Way to go Marshawn!!!