I think I speak for many when I say - who the fuck is Jack Michaels.

“You gain access as you gain experience in the field” is fucking meaningless unless you demonstrate the capacity to evaluate what you’re giving up in exchange for access, or what things you might publish but perhaps don’t because access.

We’re going to need IMAX when Avengers 8: Still Avengin’ does the full team shot before the epic battle.

“But creators Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland set things right with what might be the best season of the show so far...”

I swear I love being black. Damn. I do.

You left five tables of Thanksgiving food? Why? What obligation were you under? I can’t imagine a scenario in which I could leave a Thanksgiving where I might be able to get seconds without feeling like a dick.

Level IV - Allowed in the kitchen

I’ve been to Hispanic Thanksgiving for the past five years, and it’s basically all this. I feel like this is just “People of Color” Thanksgiving.

I leave it to others who know more about physics but it figures that thing’s mass would have carried it a lot further on a clean jump

That last jump where the tractor tire blasts through the ramp, then every barrier, gets me every time.

Kyrie better be careful - if they keep streaking like this, they’re bound to run right off the edge.

Dear Marvel, just use Run the Jewels for everything.

When America’s dirty laundry is aired out in another country and White folks are mad. Way to go Marshawn!!!

I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.

Yes sir, you have won Today’s Internet! (Sirens go off, bells ring, confetti falls from ceiling.’).

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

But Lauren, you’re forgetting his POISE! You can’t teach 6'2" and POISE! That boy is POISE-on!

Man, what a huge day for dick based gestures. Shout out to dick based gestures.