They must be cutting the onions for his hot dogs in the next room.

i’m 100% certain the bar didn’t pat him down. especially in York, PA.

*Throw it back

Was the employee supposed to wash the gloves?

i’ve always got a pretty nice chuckle seeing the dummys who proudly rock ConFlags and are from the north. It’s the most hilarious thing to me.

turn the house into a museum, put the chair in the house. Public landmark. Crisis averted

2Chainz, Strip Club Veteran will petition Keisha Bottoms for help. it’s all come full circle.

how else can you type on your laptop, read a text and radio dispatch to make up fake charges, if you’re not following close enough to read the license plate?

Black People At Work: A Study In Zen

is it me, or did the dispatch pause just a little too long when she found out where it occurred? almost as if to stifle a laugh.

I remember when we were able to actually trust all this wild speculation; now people are just throwing things out there so they can hope it sticks and they can be the first to break the story.

with a last name cephus, you acquire the nickname Bo as a “welcome to life” gift.

In most cases, i send the prayer up in hopes yenno, we already got a bad criminal stereo type; but this of all things screamed MAGA hat wearin-cousin kissin-truck drivin-cow tippin-xenophobic white folk, and alas.... if i had a soul left, it’d be crushed.

i have a co-worker who was half that age and the same way. Favorite music was frank fuckin sinatra, and hadn’t heard a song released after 1973. He was born in 89.

the attackers were black? Goddamnit.

Get off Serena’s dick. Every once and a while there are transcendent athletes. Sit back and witness.

what part of the news would have the cop think twice about shooting what they can easily call a suspect? Cause ol girl in Oklahoma murdered a dude and she was back on the force in about 3 months

he looks like he averaged 21 & 8 in the california penal system for 5 - 10 years.

started in 06 over Wayne wearing bape, the gear that Clipse & StarTrak/Neptunes were pushing, culminating in an entire diss mixtape; The Wrath of Caine; it sizzled, wayne went to rehab, drake is reigniting the whole thing, here we are.

that nobody is even wearing anymore!