Haven't seen Colonel Angus around these parts for years!

I'm not afraid of getting old I'm much more afraid of the responsibilities that comes with it (mortgage, family, etc.) but im not quite there yet so I'll have to try and make the most of it before any grey hair shows up.

I'm about to enter my late 20s. Am I old and pathetic too?!

How does it feel to treat me like you do?

Uniqlo had a promo where you'd get the stuff for free just by tagging it on instagram. I refuse to take it off. Its that good.

Im in NorCal and its cloudy :/

Actually, come to think of it: 40 below zero is the perfect weather to spend all day inside watching Netflix and/or masturbating.

Meanwhile, at Jezebel

Ok so I'm a 5'5" guy and while I don't have a problem with my height personally I hate knowing that I'll get looked over (heh) just cause I'm not an 'ideal' height.

Bo money Bo problems

So who gets the acting Oscar? Tom Hanks as Captain Phillips or Tom Hanks as Walt Disney?

Arson is Hot! Hot! Hot!

So that's where Lindz gets it from

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

YES.

Next they'll have badges for creating their first OUYA game. GG Girl Scouts!

I don't like saying people are crazy but this girl is crazy!

You win.

Oh no! I'm a 26 year old living at home! Is there no hope for me?!