I think he means:

Now we know he’s not gay.

“Ill take Ratfucking for $100 Alex.”

Quick history lesson: Bush v. Gore -> Bush Winner > Perpetual War > 1 million? dead > ISIS (not the fun one) > Obama > Trump?)

Not sure if this has been posted.. but that mom is in for a painful surprise.

Staropramen’s non alcoholic is not bad either.

“Fuck off!” – The EU minus rasists everywhere.

Literally, LOL!

Yeah.. put some emojis on that shit and people (me) will like 🤑

Good afternoon.

I say.. Zero jail time. Just cut off his dick?

Haha.. OK..

Hey Jimmy Kimmel! Love your show!

Nice one. Fits perfectly since it will certainly be source of ALOT of information that no one ever will read.

Wouldn’t Windows 95 be more expected?

It’s all good.