based on what I’ve heard about this guy and how he looks like a Muppet come to life, I’d like to buy him for what he’s worth and sell him for what he thinks he’s worth.  

The movie should start with Pee Wee saying to Dottie...There’s a lot of things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand...

It honestly feels like CD Projekt Red doesn’t really have much of a handle on how gamers think.

You put a hot celebrity in a game. Yeah, people are going to want to fuck said hot celebrity*.

This was as inevitable as anything in gaming could possibly be.

* Actually, the celebrity doesn’t even have to be hot. If Ernest…

I’m shocked that no one, including Dan, has suggested that the boyfriend in the first letter might have issues with ED. I’m in my late 30s, so slightly older than the couple in question, but I’ve started experiencing issues in that realm from time to time. I think like the letter writer, it seems to stem mostly from…

1) Shit happens. Hit the eject button. Lot of fish in the sea.

This is the second time Ethan Hawke has been mentioned as a periphery person in one of these stories and he’s come across as a stand up guy in both stories, making my long annoyance with him over the years seem ill placed.

That just might be the end result if the partner with the asshole friend flat out refuses to listen to CTOACA’s issues.  It also might be asshole’s goal. 

Can Tim Meadows show up every few scenes to do drugs and tell Aretha she doesn’t want any?

“DON’T YOU BLASPHEME IN HERE!”

The Abdication Of Traditional Oscar Responsibility By The Coward Casey Affleck

“Truth or dare.”

You should have heard what the dare was.

So he’s just sitting around playing t-or-d with his wife and casually mentions incest, like you do. Was anyone else present, or was this just some two-person game? Did they play spin the bottle earlier? Or are the other players left out of the story because they all simultaneously looked at their watches and said…

Practical AF.

Because they banged?

Oh, wow. How does someone not tell their partner (or dungeon mistress) that his ejaculate is blood?  Warn your partners in advance.  Cripes.  Don’t leave your partner to wonder whether you’re dying or if (s)he broke your penis or something.

There’s my Chippy.

Yeah, both Mad Max and The Road Warrior are excellent. I've said, several times, that TRW is IMO the best Mad Max film, but recently rewatched the first and god damn, that is an amazingly weird movie in a lot of ways.

I can go either way with Stallone's performance, but Crenna's putting on a master class; with almost no dialogue, he absolutely sells the heartbreak of watching Rambo go to pieces in front of him, along with the guilt that comes from knowing that he's largely responsible for making him this way.

Given the current geopolitical situation Rambo III is pretty embarrassing. You'll notice it never gets played on TV anymore.