These people love virtue signaling. Look how well they obey the government! I’m so proud of them. They’re such good human beings!

So much virtue signaling. Try not to pull a muscle patting yourself on the back.

Yeah, grow a pair and become a fucking sheep like this guy.

“While the executive order requiring masks for travel doesn’t explicitly define which face coverings count”

Sounds to me like a new Ram 1500 would be the perfect choice.

Amen. I played Online once and that was enough for me. These updates all sound amazing, but maybe they could also apply to people who don’t want to deal with the bullshit of an online experience?

Laguna Seca has long been my favorite track. In every racing game it’s available in, it has been where I take my cars to give them a shake down. I’d love to actually make it out there one day.

I’m not defending this guy, but a lot of people clearly haven’t driven in Long Island and city traffic.

No kink shaming please.

Yes, this is absolutely a photoshop.

I found mixing with salsa works as well, but if they come back up it looks really fucking weird floating around the toilet bowl.

I found mixing with salsa works as well, but if they come back up it looks really fucking weird floating around the…

It’s always CP

I got on her when she reviewed the Veloster and admitted at the start of the article that it was her first time driving stick, my point was that how do we take the review seriously if the reviewer is literally using it as an opportunity to learn to drive a standard transmission? Since then I’ve really come around to…

Oh at this point I fully expect it to get worse.

Like I said, I respect his bravery for posting this. After the last service he got and the ensuing shitshow in the comments, I wouldn’t have been brave enough to do this again. But how he still has a job here is beyond me. There are better writers with more interesting shit to say in the comment section, this can’t…

What a fucking herb.

Oh snap he brought up the headlight. 

Hey he’s getting publicly shamed in the comments and this isn’t even the first time, so who gets the last laugh?

I’ve been in his position of watching people work on my car who obviously didn’t know what they were doing. I once needed a valve stem replaced on an emergency basis on one of my wheels, right after I had done tires myself. Watching these clowns try to break down my tire was infuriating, I ended up showing them how to…

Why the fuck are you doing basic maintenance while on a road trip? You’re asking for something to go wrong. That or you’re trying to hold onto the title of least Jalop writer this place has ever seen. You unquestionably make the most bizarre vehicular decisions here, which is quite an achievement considering you work…