I promised myself I wasn't going to comment on any stories about this, but now that it's made it to Kotaku, I have to say this.

Have you played Sims 4 yet? It's a real piece of crap even with the patch and bug fixes users have found. That's what EA gives us nowadays. I would rather wait to buy it on Steam where it is heavily discounted than pay $60 on their crappy game client. That would be like paying $60 forMGSV: Ground Zeroes.

I never expected that it would be free. I don't even have an xbone, so the point is moot. I just choose not to buy the same thing more than once.

Is anyone else really annoyed by this iPhone-esque upgrade model Nintendo has going? I just got a 3DSXL last year, and I thought I was set until the next generation. This new model would just be annoying, but the exclusive games on only slightly more robust hardware is like a slap in the face.

No, I am done! Absolutely done! For so many years now you've sat back and released a new game console. The pretty lights, the epic explosions, all this CGI and pre-rendered footage*. "I want it" you heard echoed throughout the room with words of loud claps. Then you wait for the hype train, and the advertisements.…

So this generation is the generation of remakes/remasters.....

Is it weird that after reading the title of this article, this popped into my head?

I wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing catastrophic drop-offs in sales across both the PS4 and Xbox One figures.

ONLY A HIPPOPOTAMUS WILL DO.

I will quibble with one piece here: do not butter your bread. Melt the butter in the pan and sauté the sandwich in the butter. When it's ready to flip, pull the sandwich out, melt some more butter in the pan and repeat the process with the other side. You can thank me later.

I still have my GBC copies (and somehow cloned a second copy of Seasons), so I don't need to buy them digitally.