Do you think he's talking about Spinner when he's talking about his fake friends?

1) BRITNEY’S BACK, Y’ALL! 2) Britney, you are not allowed to wear that leopard crop top with those hideous patchwork jeans. I love you, but it isn’t the 90’s anymore, and those are the ugliest fucking jeans I have ever seen. No.

Kimmunion.

Honeymoon was a tropical paradise resort. Felt no pressure to do anything else but eat, lounge, swim, drink and fuck. Our room had a patio with a little private pool. The patios were private, so we would strip and swim naked. We tried to fuck in the pool one night and were like, “Yeah, water and sex doesn’t work very…

I thought she was turning into a bratz doll

all babies look the saaaaaaaaaame

Red house painters, ALWAYS.

To be fair, he is a Labrador transformed into a human....

I would actually rather watch fish swim around in a barrel than watch a Nicholas Sparks movie.

She should be on trial for murdering her face.