gurl, cuz he was drunk

Haha. Now he's going to go running around Seattle smelling women's farts searching for his Cinderella.

Oh? Are you diabetic? Do you know exactly how it works? I've never passed out, and I've been diabetic for 31 years, but I know it's always a possibility. I have to have my doctor sign a letter for the DMV every fucking year to say that I am capable of driving, and if my doctor says I'm fine, YOU CAN GO FUCK…

Ugh, those two curmudgeons make me sick.
A friend of mine gave me an old North Face jacket to pass on to someone that might need it. I put it in my car yesterday and my daughter and I came across a homeless man that just had a thin flannel on. He was so happy to get this warm coat, I watched in my rear view as he put…

Wait, so Stossel proved that people can be generous even if they aren't sure of someone's situation?

Sometimes it feels like all the people that choose not to have children are exactly the people I wish raised more children.

I'm a prof at a Christian college, and I mentor a few undergrad women. I frequently tell them not to date men who read/like Driscoll. It's pretty much my one-step idiot-dude test.

Breaking news: Fundamentalist Christian male is a chauvinistic, bigoted asshole.

The worst part for me was when I ran out of wine.

This is America, man. Free mail is only for politicians!

The weird thing about the Chester Hanks ones is that he's not even replying to anyone... and he seems completely unaware of the irony of his using Twitter to make defensive blanket statements about things people have said on Twitter (thus demonstrating that he regularly reads Twitter) while simultaneously saying that…

Lots of perfectly nice people have awful children. Having kids is like a box of chocolates, you never know if they'll end up being a douche.

Wahabbi Lobby is more like it, but I do like these.

Hey Burt! You've got to include mine from the other night!!! It's in the gt post! If your craft project fails, you're screwed. There is no Plan B.

Sorry, but I cheered at this article. This girl is in a situation where it is clear she is being emotionally violated, and based on the tone of the article it would not be surprising to me if it went beyond that. She is not being protected or advocated for by her mother, and it seems like she is the oldest sibling. …

News Flash: Titties Maybe Not a Huge Deal

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