That’s Eric Weems, and yes, that was stupid. He did that shit all fucking year, especially mind-boggling decisions like catching punts inside the 5. Of course, the offense was so incredible that it usually didn’t matter, because they’d probably drive down the field for a 99-yard TD drive. That was back in those…

Well I don’t. Handsome stud athlete married to a supermodel who has horseshoes up his ass. Fuck that guy. Am I jelly? Of course

I’ve explained it here; http://kotaku.com/if-you-want-a-technical-explanation-for-this-it-s-a-re-1791957899

If you’re a dude and you’ve never stood naked in front of a full length mirror while shaking your hips and flopping your dick around I don’t know what you’ve been doing with your time but it has not been well spent.

Well I’m sure dick size will be around the average size of an American male according to a scientific study conducted on the internet. So 9 inches flaccid 13 erect with a 4 inch girth.

rumour has it there was a circumcision option in the beta, but it was cut.

The average Conan character has either a 12" penis, or 36FF breasts.

I’m sure you’ll be too busy to deal with me. I have no idea how so many spider eggs wound up in your beard but they look like they are ready to hatch any day now and they are going to want revenge.

So it was December and we were in Mason City Iowa

Could you expect anything else from a guy named “Fawkes”?

Sorry, I had just HAD IT with the witch hunt over this picture.

Thieves still a $75,000

I heard that Majel Barrett recorded her voice phonetically before she passed. If they incorporate her into Alexa, then I would buy one without a second thought.

This is the president of the Dental Brotherhood of the new Millenium. I just wanted to advise you to stop delving into issues that do not concern you. Our organization is an old and established one with a long history of preserving secrets.

Dude, just look at it.

From Hamilton’s own post:

Oh, for God’s sake. The minute Trump institutes a Trump Youth and starts corralling Muslims and other Undesirables into camps, I’ll be the first person to come back here and admit I was wrong. Until then, let’s try and keep our opposition fact-based.

The last time I saw that many people on a blunt was in high school.

Same! I started watching football in 2000 and grew up in New Hampshire. Lucky to have consistently fun players all this time.

“Well I didn’t have enough [tools], and that’s where I made my big mistake” - Mike Mulligan