That’s Eric Weems, and yes, that was stupid. He did that shit all fucking year, especially mind-boggling decisions like catching punts inside the 5. Of course, the offense was so incredible that it usually didn’t matter, because they’d probably drive down the field for a 99-yard TD drive. That was back in those…

Well I don’t. Handsome stud athlete married to a supermodel who has horseshoes up his ass. Fuck that guy. Am I jelly? Of course

I’ve explained it here; http://kotaku.com/if-you-want-a-technical-explanation-for-this-it-s-a-re-1791957899

Playmobil products are actually pretty decent. My daughter and myself play with them all of the time. She is 9, I am 37. One of the better products, that I have purchased for her. A LOT of the stuff on the shelves now are complete garbage. I, not only feel terrible for my daughter after spending her own money on these…

If you’re a dude and you’ve never stood naked in front of a full length mirror while shaking your hips and flopping your dick around I don’t know what you’ve been doing with your time but it has not been well spent.

Well I’m sure dick size will be around the average size of an American male according to a scientific study conducted on the internet. So 9 inches flaccid 13 erect with a 4 inch girth.

rumour has it there was a circumcision option in the beta, but it was cut.

The average Conan character has either a 12" penis, or 36FF breasts.

I’m reliving a long-forgotten desire for slash-fiction in which Agent Scully meets Seven Of Nine and they both turn into immortal Highlanders.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

I’m sure you’ll be too busy to deal with me. I have no idea how so many spider eggs wound up in your beard but they look like they are ready to hatch any day now and they are going to want revenge.

So it was December and we were in Mason City Iowa

Could you expect anything else from a guy named “Fawkes”?

2001? Nah.. I’m thinking they have a Lego fan

Sorry, I had just HAD IT with the witch hunt over this picture.

Their objective was to steal the Death Star plans - they did so. It’s a (bit of a) Pyrrhic victory, but a victory nonetheless.  

Thieves still a $75,000

I heard that Majel Barrett recorded her voice phonetically before she passed. If they incorporate her into Alexa, then I would buy one without a second thought.

This is the president of the Dental Brotherhood of the new Millenium. I just wanted to advise you to stop delving into issues that do not concern you. Our organization is an old and established one with a long history of preserving secrets.