Artificial watermelon. Real watermelon is godlike though

Why is she buying an ELEVEN YEAR OLD (to use her words) a copy of GTAV?!

I just wish they could be REAL wizards. Not even a fan, just think wizards are dope.

This was nice to see, chaps.

You ever popped the top off an empty water bottle after you’ve twisted the bottom up so it’s super pressurized?

I love a good police escort. Got a lot of them while in college marching band and had one driving a parade float across Orlando. Great times watching all the chumps stopped while you zoom by

Not my mustache but I can tell you from experience that probably didn’t take long, probably 4 months max. And if he’s smart he uses Layrite. That’s the only thing that worked for my former mustache, picture attached.

If it launched on Monday why do all the pictures in this article look like the mock ups from Fixer Upper?

Let me know when movies cost sixty bucks lol or better yet $80-$100

I’d like to see someone sell tickets to a show then it turns out it’s just a guy who walks over to a box, takes off the top and like 10 or so pigeons fly out and just circle trying to get their bearings and then perch and that’s it.

Sure do love that ping

I see where you’re coming from but I also appreciate that it’s not taking itself super seriously (whether by design or not)

I see where you’re coming from but I also appreciate that it’s not taking itself super seriously (whether by design…

Dollars to donuts Jose Baez picks this up pro bono

I’ll usually defend Florida for just about anything, it’s where I was born and raised and has been very good to me but this? You’re right, fuck Florida.

I do this with friends of mine in GTAV if they go AFC for a while lol

I totally didn’t either until just then, WHAT ELSE DO I NOT KNOW?!

I totally didn’t either until just then, WHAT ELSE DO I NOT KNOW?!

It’s just a poor man’s hot tub, don’t hate.

It’s just a poor man’s hot tub, don’t hate.

I legitimately thought to myself who the fuck needs a ventilated soap di... oh everyone, that actually makes perfect sense to keep it from getting nasty on the bottom.

I legitimately thought to myself who the fuck needs a ventilated soap di... oh everyone, that actually makes perfect…