The only thing that you need to know about Laguna Seca is that it is the only track that should be hosting the United States Grand Prix for MotoGP and COTA is a gigantic piece of shit for motorcycle racing. That is all. 

“I apologize for someone else using a hateful word before I was born. Hopefully I can grow as a person and move on from this.”

“So my man Keilor was like ‘meet me at 1am at the bridge, and bring the unicycle.’ It was already almost midnight and I had to be at the ad agency at 10am for work, but I was still interested. So I finished my Tripel (the third of the night -- whoa!) and we spent the rest of the night working on our tricks. Bridget…

I haven’t been a fan of the halo... but seeing that violently spinning chassis impact the roll hoop above his head sends a sickening pang through my body. I think I’ve fully come around on the halo. 

Hey you mutt, stop shitting on my lawn!

If Jalopnik doesn’t do an entire article on the post $kaycog just made, I will be very disappointed.

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

but I would only be really excited by a post-Voyager/new continuation project. That’s where my vote goes. All this nostalgia is getting ridiculous and we need to move forward.

That’s a COTD-worthy post right there.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Wilmington, you say?  From the video, it seemed to be Sparks, Nevada.

What Do You Want to Know About the 2019 BMW i8?

Whoever runs Porsche these days, for one.

No love for “Itchy and Scratchy Land” ? Well a hardy Fuck you I say to you.

I’ve seen the panel gaps on those Teslas. Think I’ll pass on that submarine.

So if the USA is a major consumer of imported goods, and then cuts itself off from those goods... where are the products going to come from?