What’s so great about that segment is John Oliver was 100% right. Trump is SO sensitive about his hands, it’s hilarious.

Imagining how much Someone With Tiny Hands would be upset by these stories is the most wonderful part of this. My week is made.

That is literally a shitload of cow patties. They are used as fuel in India/Pakistan etc. Cows are note very good in digesting, so a lot of fiber gets out again. This is collected and those round patties are dried in the sun on the wall of your house. Once dry you can fire them up and cook on top of them.

I highly doubt that.

Cool. I never met a phor I didn’t like.

Those are metaphors, randilyn

I have a cunning plan....

It doesn’t matter whether he’s just putting on a show.

You can’t spell cash without Ash.

Too cryptic

Way to coin a phrase.

I don’t believe him one bit.

“I can assure you that the Patriots have the best, most luxurious offense planned for next week. It’s gonna make your head spin it’s so good.”

Because politics never gets mixed with sports otherwise, like those referendums to fund sports arenas or the special taxation of athletes on visiting teams.

Tom Brady is about as erudite as a poodle when it comes to non-football smarts. (And I love the Patriots.)

I am Australian, though I have lived state side for two decades. There is no secret that Australia has a shameful racist history. You might want to remove the word “secret” from your headline. In fact if you don’t you are guilty of Fox news style journalism (although perhaps that is fitting given the Rupert Murdock…

Seeing the “Operation Sovereign Borders” ad in the back of a local tuk tuk while in Sri Lanka was a low point of my Australianess.