This doesn’t work as well as you might think it is. Guys that really like to hear themselves talk are also kind of big babies and just take it as an insult which they then blow out of proportion.

this location has zero seats. it’s really, really small. i go there a lot because it’s near where i work. it has a really slender bar counter that wraps around a portion of the windows and the corner that you can lean up against to drink your coffee or charge your phone. it makes sense that they don’t have one, given…

I took two naps today.

I am here to see Jon Snow slice some motherfucking ice monsters in half.

You’re telling me that a woman who makes millions of dollars a year from her iPhone apps can only pay the woman carrying her child a measly $4,000 if she loses her reproductive organs?!

Wonder Woman 2 will be in the past so you can abbreviate the title as WWII.

I still have a rage attack at least once a month at the self check out at CVS.

It’s wonderful exercise unless of course, you have a dog* that, after a quarter mile, thinks he’s walked far enough thankyouverymuch and because he weighs 90 pounds, is almost impossible to carry home...

People who just run up to dogs and start petting them (especially the ‘hand-over-head’ pet) without so much as asking the dog’s hooman drive me bonkers. I always ask 1) if a dog is friendly and 2) if I can give them a pet, then 3) hold my hand down for said doggo to give a sniff to see if they’d like me to pet them…

My older dog got beat up real bad at the dog park by a notoriously aggressive dog. Now, I’m the person with the asshole dog who can’t say hi to other dogs. She certainly didn’t deserve this lot in life.

I hope it turns out like those crazy kids, Mudasir and Asif. Who doesn’t like a good old-fashioned Friendship Regain?

Here she is looking real hysterical at the hearing

wait wait wait - The Real World is STILL on?

Your story corroborates everything I know about men. They don’t really care about aesthetics if they get to play with your stuff.

So...I post where I am going to be, and a rando/creepo (and possibly multiples??) show up?

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

I’d just like to preempt the jerks that might want to pop in and say, “Oh, just buy a therapy dog vest on amazon, then you can take your dog anywhere!”

Now I do need to and am comfortable with doing that but that was not always true. For me, at least, it was definitely a process and I damaged more than one relationship until I could stop being ashamed over what happened. When there’s no shame, then it’s easy to say “I need you to talk to me first,” just like I would…

Well, I am a survivor and what makes me feel safe and comfortable is to have my partner use their words. “Hey, wanna fuck?” is fine, and then either can say “Sure, come here,” or “Love you but I’m not feeling it at the moment. Raincheck?” I do not expect my partner to be always available, but I do expect my partner to…

Yes, because many women have had the experience of being assaulted or coerced into sex they didn’t want. As a survivor, it’s really important to me have my “No thanks,” respected and not be talked or guilted into sex.