I’m just kind of embarrassed that celebrities of Sarandon’s age are using #TBTs and the like. What ever happened to not behaving like millennials all the time.

We need to find out what is going on.

This sounds so weird to New Yorkers. All we do when the weather gets shitty is order delivery. And all the delivery guys are on bikes. Tip them well and you can get right back to frantically masturbating onto a pile of benjamins, or whatever it is New Yorkers do.

Fuck it. Fuck this shit. If this is what passes for democracy then we need a revolution, stat. Disrespect for the taxpayer has reached a whole new level - not good enough for clean water, and not good enough for honest answers.

Hilarious, the idea that buying a car with some Barbie-style trim on it makes people feel all tough and muslim-slayer.