Causing a stampede is not funny.

Mew is under a truck at the Navy Pier. Duh.

hey, any design is better than Klefki

Daisy daisy, give me your I.D., do

Skirts. The no-upper-bar thing was designed for riding while wearing a skirt. Pretty old-fashioned these days.

Maturity is about learning how to look into the future, not about what entertainment you choose. It’s about saying things like “If I run around today catching pokémon instead of doing my work, I might just get fired.”

Who’s that pokémon?
It’s Sudowoodo!

I want to be able to find the damn seat belt buckle.

Isn’t that the bus that leads kids to the land of death?

I thought “Dumbledore” was a Saxon word meaning “bee”.

Muk spelled backwards is “Nice try buddy”

WHO’S THAT POKEMON?

This time, the candidate is honest about the fact that they’re putting on a show for the public

Safetyville is pretty fucking dangerous.

“What? Send the flower of our maiden youth off to be maimed, shot, and killed? Hell no! Send the boys.”

Ah, but the military WANTS adults as young as they can get. They want the young hotheads who haven’t mellowed out yet. And who are in peak physical condition. By the time you’re 25, you’re too old.

I saw a political cartoon from the 1980s that said the same thing, in regards to women in the military. “What? Send the flower of our maiden youth off to be shot, maimed, and killed? Hell no!...Send the boys.”

Judging by the in-game description, Yungoos is ALSO a walking piece of shit. It fits perfectly.

Not only is it a Mongoose pokémon in Fantasy Hawaii, we’re not supposed to like it. It’s angry, it’s lazy, it loiters, and it’s the newest Com Mon, so you’ll be tripping over it in every patch of grass from your hometown to the Elite Four.

Which is fitting, considering the trouble Hawaii has had with Mongooses.

But will it require an internet connection to function?