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Weel, as long as ye don’t get stuck in hay carts anymair...

Whoever it is, would they be willing to be the next Speaker of the House?

(I realized, after I wrote my more lengthy response, that I forgot to mention how my concerns relate to feminism specifically. And Kinja won’t let me edit a post that’s pending approval. To make a long rant short: Women below the poverty line have to deal with all the crap everyone dumps on them because they’re poor,…

I mistook this set for a Minecraft map

Historically, feminism has been represented by mostly white middle-class women who focus on the problems of their own economic class and ethnicity. They have usually pushed for equality of opportunity, instead of seeking justice for the downtrodden, or liberation of the oppressed. As a result, white middle-class women…

I know what you did last summer.

More advanced technology + Software company with lengthy history of software malfunctions = Near-useless game system.

I worry that they’re going to get a lot of false positives from people who carry concealed pistols.

I am exposed to enough radiation when I go through these things at the airport. I don’t want to endure the same when I go to other public venues. And these things don’t work anyway.

By the same token, children love sweets, and they’re a bunch of psychopaths.

“A convoy of vehicles. Nothing unusual about — why are they being followed by a giant metal dinosaur?”

If you want to be able to defend someone useing a firearm, you have to be able to shoot stright when you’re scared. That is a skill that takes time and dedication to develop.

That pod came STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON

Sticks and stones can break my bones, but the pain of words is chronic.

If this is what Gawker is going to be like, I’ll stick to i09.

Isn’t tobacco unsafe to eat?

He’s the GOP front-runner because he’s an outsider candidate running from within a party that never prepared itself for that possibility.

The more I learn about the details of the game, the less I like it.

It IS right! It’s the GODDAMNED FIRST AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION!