...symptoms like confusion, aggression, excessive saliva production, a fear of water...

I heard they wouldn’t let her skip leg day. 

McCloud!

.... “This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write.”

To me, the saddest and stupidest part of this is that her daughter didn’t care in the slightest about getting a degree. She said on her vlog that she wasn’t at all interested in classes, but she definitely wanted the ‘college experience’ of going to the parties.

Chief?

Imagine sitting in prison for 15 years and someone says “Hey did you hear? The guy who snitched you out on that drug deal in the 70s is now rich from a family tv show where he makes grunting noises and talks about power tools to an audience of millions.”

Do All Republics Become Oligarchies? 8-12 pages, double spaced, MLA, due 10/11

“yoga, Pilates, painting, calligraphy, crochet, origami, and ceramics”

I guess if we’re gonna eat the rich we gotta start chopping somewhere, right?

Ok, I’ll do it:
Dear Cancel Culture,

Rape, murder, admissions fraud . . . it’s just a shot away . . .

Who?

Fun fact, she's smiling like that because she's physically unable to move her face

She will be in “I’ll Be Homeless For Christmas: A Hallmark Original”, premiering November 25, 2022. 

Are we finally going to find out When the Heart is gonna Call?

This is the one case where being a forgettable actress is helpful.

Served her time in what sounds like a mandatory day spa. I’m sure she’s been fully reformed!

“When Calls the Heart Collect from the State Penitentiary, Hoping That Someone Will Accept the Charges”

Don’t worry I won’t hold back!