He makes movies about the Upper Peninsula. This is considered equivalent by Yoopers. I trust their counsel in such matters.

“Look at this script, Jeff. Page 63 - you’re sitting on the toilet. See, these guys have even written in the sound effects. Page 64, still on the toilet. Page 65... 66... Jeez, page 72 and you’re still sitting on the toilet! Don’t do it, Jeff!”

The movie *was* called SPEED.

his managers thought doing the part was “a huge mistake” and staged what Daniels calls “an intervention” before he left to work on the movie, telling him he was “a serious actor” and that Dumb And Dumber “will ruin your career.”

But let’s be clear, 61 of those flew under the radar and it’s only the success of Richie Rich that made this happen.

This reminds me of the time when I was driving I-70 during a snowstorm and 2 pickup trucks went roaring past me... and within 2 or three miles I saw both of them spinning separately off the highway in (thankfully) single vehicle accidents. I laughed and laughed.

“Pickups are good in the snow.”

Somewhere, Tom Green stares at the ground and kicks a rock.

I don’t know about grade D, I don’t think the bridge has lost a fight yet.

It was a team effort!

American bridges seem to be wandering around just smacking cars off trailers. Infrastructure grade D, indeed. Possibly detention.

/s Someone needs to build a wall to keep us safe from these dangerous bridges. s/

i can see it more of Q seeing that Picard has lost his way, lost his hope. That he is testing him again to push him towards the person he knows he is. 

Hey, if it means Patrick Stewart, John De Lancie and Jeri Ryan are getting more work then it isn’t all bad, right?

Messing with the timeline isn’t Q’s true goal. He did it to test Picard and his crew. Nobody really knows why the Q Continuum does this, but it has been part of the canon since TNG.

I just knew Qanon would ruin Q.  It was inevitable. 

(this is a deep cut, but...)

“It’s time for the Family Feud!”

Yea normally this would fit in like the “parody” category but I’m genuinely prepared to believe our population is capable (incapable?) of anything at this point.