Is there a Martin Balsam biopic in the works? Because judging by that picture Jemaine Clement would be perfect casting.  

The 737, convertible series.

Both pilot and co-pilot have been taking off the flying roster.

Surely you can’t be serious!

the pilot probably attributed all the extra drag, and poor fuel economy to all the people riding on top of the airplane.

Image of them, parking at the gate

To be fair, both he and they could be right.

she would only ever be a trophy wife.

“They call me a no-life but actually they are the people with no life.”

nah, they right.

only in America could you think that your taxes pay for something nobody has ever talked about...

So it’s platinums that’ll lead to me having a wife?

I am Canadian and speak for all Canadians when we say PLEASE KILL AS MANY AS YOU CAN because we are not allowed to. Trust me, we fucking hate our national bird and there is a legitimate movement to change it and remove the protection from the species.

At least seagulls are like rats or squirrels and will scurry away when confronted. Geese are all, “Come at me, bro!”

As much of a believer as I am in the idea that, “This is America: Goose sits behind Maverick,” I certainly can’t disagree with this sentiment.

We Are The Meats

My closest in PA is Wyomissing.  Coincidently, the childhood home of Taylor Swift, who herself is a bony as a waterfowl.

like that dead flesh of the duck on your arbys sandwhich you too will one day die and be consumed by the endless, cold, black unfeeling void, until then enjoy arby’s or don’t, who cares

Good grief, how many Western PA-ers do we have here?  Or should I say, How many of yinz guys from the Pittsburgh area n'at?

I work in Monroeville and go to the mall once in a while. There is a zombie museum of some sorts inside, but the place is pretty much half empty. I wouldn't be shocked if I was attacked by an actual zombie in there sometimes.