“Tom Arnold saves American Democracy” is as likely an outcome as any, these days.

Where can I buy one of them water repelling circles like that lady has?!

Edgar Winter is coming.

If they’re outraged at their food being kept fresh with Glad wrap, wait til they find out what their manicurist has been doing. “You’re soaking in it!”

Don’t get mad!

Did you search for her with Bing ?

Just one more thing, ma’am ...

Don’t forget the old abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park.

Do not taunt pizza.

I’ve heard people say the same thing about Fox News, sadly.

They’re taking our jobs!

Don’t worry, Pinkie. You are not out of touch. It’s the children who are wrong.

There was a similar incident in the Missouri Lead Belt in 1917. An elderly local told me about how the local Hungarians were herded at gunpoint onto a train out of town and told never to return if they knew what was good for them.

Preach it, Gabe!

And how does he use the power of being slender for evil?

It’s the Wagon Queen Family Limousinster!

An impression of Trump is, almost by definition, “embarrassing as f***”.

The 4th film in the Cornetto trilogy!

And the National Enquirer is seriously a part of this now. sigh. I know it’s a different tabloid, but how soon before Bat Boy gets subpoenaed?

He’s a Dick Tracy villain. Not sure which one. Maybe “RaceFace”.