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I'd be perfect for it; I'm 40% mithril!

Somebody in China is making something that mocks Trump? I suspect somebody's getting an all-expense paid vacation to re-education summer camp.

What amazes me is just how long he's been a D-list celebrity. I caught a bit of ALF the other night and someone says "…and Leona Helmsley mentioned it to Donald Trump, who …".

Congratulations! You're getting half your wish!

I assume that's being reserved for the midterm elections.

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

and Dr. Bombay!

Naw, because they're too busy singing.

Ditto!

Some will win. And some will lose .. although still manage to win somehow.

Ask not for whom the ass kicks; it kicks for thee.

Like many modern couples, they obviously have network connectivity issues.

Mota … Mota … Mota …

And we can trust this opinion; he's an architect!

"Make-up artist misplaces wigs, forcing show runners into ridiculous retcon. Film at 11"

"You haven't got the lobes!" was one of my all time favorite lines.

Dog Fluffer ….. Robert Pattinson

There are people who are hired to do that!
They are usually fired by lunch time, though.

Sometimes people want to knock others to ground for fun and profit.
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