President appoints "Raccoon Czar" to unexpected laughter

Anaheim, Azusa and Cu-ca-monga!

The problem with skeletons in the closet is that most people are far too emotional and unpredictable for anyone to predict what exactly is an embarrassing skeleton in the closet anymore.Case in point … that guy in the WH.

It can be one thing?

Ted Cruz:Midget of the Senate, a book by Al Franken

He's the president who hired foreign goons to burn it down for the insurance money, right?

I liked the description "he's a weak person's idea of a strong person"

At this point, it is now a load bearing pile.

To introduce us to the next generation of political leaders?

Well he murdered Bill Shakespeare!

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect?

Perhaps we could put these commenters under the Thought Transformer?

I worked for a defense contractor during the Gulf War. When we had to travel overseas, everyone suggested we wear Canadian lapel pins.

Have you seen some of the pro-T comments on FaceBook? Some of them are so over the top you have to wonder if they're deliberately mocking.

Pickle's big brother is that "14 year old" blogger than fake CNN threatened to dox!

He presumes that government is like the business world where he writes a memo and thinks "DONE!", but without realizing that in the business world when the big boss issues a nonsensical memo, everyone just hunkers down for a few days until they can see he forgot about it, then go back to what they were doing.

Everybody Passengers

I have seen virtually nothing from any conservative acquaintances on FB for so that I assume they have either blocked or unfriended me. Which is great, because I certainly had to wade through tons of their s**t for years, and now I don't!

Release the Kraken! … of Kraken, Kraken, Kraken, and Myers, PC.

I had an aunt who would say "I don't know why he said that to her right in front of them!". Out of the blue, mind you. It made sense if you could substitute proper nouns for he, her, them, and that.