Tonight, on the Late Show, Michael Ballaban gets freaked out, as he is the passenger in a Camaro driven by (record scratch) Patrick George?!

I propose you get a regular slot on his show, entitled something like “Michael Ballaban gets freaked out by ...”. You could try all sorts of new experiences, and entertain THE WORLD.

If you don’t like the noise, DON’T BUY A HOUSE NEXT TO A FUCKING RACE TRACK, YOU DROOLING SIMPLETONS.

I was at the scene when the accident happened.

And while we are at it. When the fuck is NASCAR going to spend the money to hire traveling medical teams that go to every race?

With all the money between NASCAR, SMI and ISC; why isn’t every inch of wall covered by a SAFER barrier?

No Man’s Sky is going to be that game I buy at launch, play for 15 hours and then never touch again.

Remember, reviews—at Kotaku or otherwise—are written by a single person, not the website as a whole. I was enjoying Mad Max for the few hours that I played, too! We all have our own opinions about games. Plus, the site is not only what we’re interested but what our readers are interested in—it’s meant to reflect the…

Hopefully they include this scene from Infinity Gauntlet where Captain America stares down Thanos.

Putting RPF1’s like it’s a Scion or something deserves all of the tickets that cop can think of.

OCPD pulled over an F40 with a stock exhaust because it was too loud.

F1 cars: go closed cockpit or remain open cockpits?

Just how retarded you have to be to mistake a digital clock for a bomb. Worse thing is, this will likely stay on record. Because his professors are a bunch of dumbasses. And the police department statement of “could being reasonably mistaken with a bomb” is NOT HELPING.

Him. I like him.

Would it have killed Ferrari to just keep producing the F40, exactly as is, forever? Price it at about 200k and sell it as their trackday darling. Omega puts out the same Speedmaster since the mid 60's, and it sells like crazy. In the same way, I don't think this car needs to ever be updated.