olddeluderseitan
Old Deluder Seitan
olddeluderseitan

Lol at least your brother sounds like a good egg though

I was...12, I think? And I had found, in some magazine or another, a little blurb about a “romantic phone line”. It was a prerecorded message that was basically 90 seconds of a guy with a sexy voice talking about how you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, how he longed to take you in his arms and “make you

You left out the FUNNIEST part of the “all night fuck-a-thon” story! WHY!?

My parents who are awful and emotionally abusive invited themselves to stay at my house a week for Thanksgiving. Luckily I was able to cope by guessing what they were going to complain about and turning it into a game of insult bingo with my brother and husband. That way, when they insulted me, I was excited to fill

Grain-free foods aren’t the issue. It’s when foods replace quality animal protein with crappy vegetable protein.

Grain-free foods aren’t the issue. It’s when foods replace quality animal protein with crappy vegetable protein.

I think those are false equivalencies, because as a black woman, beauty writer, Prince lover, musician and native Minnesotan, I’m equally offended by both.

I just have never seen someone look so bored in their own ad. Especially for a product that is a collaboration. Like, it has you’re name on it lady! — look a tiny bit excited?!

she looks so bored in her own promotional video though!!!

What a great article about how someone can have a variety of complex, nuanced—and, most importantly—evolving viewpoints about not just a divisive topic, but all the sexist/misogynistic baggage around that character. Thank you for writing this.

Why are there grapes with that turkey?

Those look so beautiful on your eyes! I was thinking about trying this, but your review helped me out. I have super sensitive eyes and most mascara makes my eyes burn. I imagine if these made you want to rub your eyes they would probably be a nightmare for me. Thank you!

Theyd look too much like siblings if he bothered to shave. 

I have body dysmorphic disorder that started up right after I survived a traumatic assault. I went into a dark place where I wanted to get a bunch of cosmetic surgery, but was able to snap out of it luckily. One of the things that really helped was getting eyelash extensions. It lifted my entire face and put smiles on

Lol you really think women spend $350+ on lashes just to impress y’all? We don’t need your approval or attention cause it ain’t about you.

Thank you for the boner note, sir.

Wow a lot of people and “teachers” who think it is acceptable to sometimes throw a student around. It doesn’t matter if that kid (emphasis kid) was smug or snarky or what the fuck ever. At no point ever is it acceptable to be that violent. That was a big guy and he flung that kid. Not okay. Ever.

Touche.

Kompass*

I, for one, would rather say Thank you, Black woman, for stepping out of your safety zone, standing up for the sanctity of human life and a Black man, in particular. Sometimes we have to stand up for the principle of a thing, even though it might cost our life. People so love their time on this earth that they put up

I find it VERY telling that a man wrote this e-mail.