I’ve decided basic things are basic because a lot of people like them! They’re just likable things! I like lattes and peonies and I know they’re basic! But lattes are delicious and peonies are wonderful so who cares :D

Also, he’s white, soooooo....

I definitely felt like I was already out of my 20s when I was like 14, that doesn't mean I was allowed to drink, drive or vote. This guy needs to do some quick math. 

The placenta is just the site where the fetus’s waste products enter the mother’s bloodstream. So the waste isn’t being stored in the placenta, and placental waste levels would be identical to the waste levels in the mother’s bloodstream. I’m not a medical professional tho, so I’m open to correction.

Nobody believes this was spontaneous, right?

had been suspended because he placed “his hands on a young woman.”

There are enough misandrist trolls on this site for that not to be a stretch of a read.

Huh? You can’t love your father and hate the patriarchy? Are we back to thinking that feminism means hating men?

Excuse me. A network with a little show called 90 Day Fiance cannot be said to be “going downhill.” That show, and its various offshoots, is pure gold. (That said this show seems disgusting and I hate “clairvoyants.”)

Australians gonna Australian.

If a doctor doesn’t lose their medical license for this then what exactly does it take?

I was an Honor Court judge and was in charge of the campus traffic court my senior year. I took care of all appeals of parking tickets and moving violations given by the campus cops. My method was simple. I would divide the fine by 2 and take that amount as a bribe to throw the ticket out. There are times I feel bad…

Honor Courts and other such student-body-run judicial institutions are often jokes, but this is even more of a sick joke than normal. The idea that this guy would give her a fair hearing is absolutely laughable.

If you’d a been there! If you'd a seen it! I betcha you would have done the same

“And then he stuck his neck into my mouth. He stuck his neck into my mouth ten times!”

I’m picturing the cell block tango, except with lionesses now.

Zuri is said to have been standing between Nyack and their daughter at the time of the dispute.

I’m genuinely curious about the part of the statement that claims she was standing between him and their three year old female cub, which would be a full grown breeding aged lioness by now... I’m guessing his captive brain was like “that’s female, I should fuck it” and the mother was like “over your dead body”?

I mean, they do take up a lot of space...

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.