The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

We should endeavor to bring back slips, they're awesome. DOWN WITH SPANX

I'm a little upset this post was up for so long without one reference to this.

From my two contrasting workplace experiences, I like to think that younger men are more on our side here. When my bosses were Baby Boomers, I was definitely in a world where they did not think women were fit for leadership. The company I work for now is largely comprised of Gen X and Millennials and I see such a huge…

I got my first chin hair when I was 26. I'm 31 now, and while it's still my only chin hair, I won't deny that it makes me happy to have something to stroke while I ponder life's great mysteries over a glass of white wine with the cats.

Why do you think we are so reluctant to give up our neckbeards?

As an MIT alum, I had to make sure, at the very least he wasn't a graduate of my course, so I looked him up in the alumni database. No record of any "Brandon Wade" ever enrolling at MIT - the database also includes drop outs, so it's not just that he didn't graduate with a degree.

So, as far as I'm concerned, he's not…

Any man who thinks that an anonymous internet posting gives him consent to break into a woman's house and rape her deserves the harshest punishment possible. I don't understand how people have sympathy for those that were "duped".

I wish every person who threatens someone with rape would get 5 years detention. With no internet access.

This your regularly scheduled reminder that being upset about something does not give you the right to threaten people with rape and/or murder. I feel like at some point we should be able to stop saying this but apparently not.

thank you. There's a pic of Lu with a half-shirt and bike shorts on that is my ideal physique. Here it is:

Mark, I love your articles and steady promise of grossness. I have two questions to ask of you...

LOOK AT THIS CUTE FUCKING BABY I MADE.

BUT BATMAN HAS BIG MUSCLES AND THAT HURTS MY MAN FEELINGS!!!1!!

Semi-relevant : More boo-worthy stereotypical dudebro behavior poetically expressed by the inimitable Mallory Ortberg on The Toast today.

I thought everyone knew this saying. Like, in my hometown, our official motto is, "Maybe Next Year."

I would like to employ you to read all dating profiles I look at and tell me the real bizness.

Where is this girl? Running for her damn life if she's got an ounce of sense.

Romeo Rose? Is that you?

Sweet, it pays off again to be a short atheist stoner.