Crop dusting is the most Christian revenge. You should always turn the other cheeks.

Maybe this will finally put to rest the rumors (and I mean rumors that circulate among doctors who then give bad advice or refuse to provide IUDs to their patients) that women who haven't given birth can't have an IUD. There's no better way to cause a woman to give birth than to irrationally deny her access to the…

I'm burnt out at the moment too. Haven't had anyone ghost me yet, but also haven't met anyone that I've wanted to keep around after 2-3 dates. I have met a slew of men lately who look awesome in their profiles (actually took time to write, have cool hobbies, pictures are not just bathroom mirror selfies and holding…

I thought only youngsters did the ghosting, but my best friend's boyfriend (45 years old) ghosted after TEN YEARS. He cancelled a joint vacation because of a "business trip," and then never answered another email, voice mail or text. Oh, he's still alive. His poor mother sent a bewildered birthday card to my friend,…

Unlike some of the other glowing success stories here, I have not had any luck with online dating and, after a year long experiment, I'm about to abandon it/take a long hiatus :/

I've tried match, eharmony, okcupid, and tinder. They all have their merits. I would say match probably has the largest group of "serious"…

Yeah, I didn't even get how he would think it was funny. Plus, guess what guys?! Women can't park! Get it?!

My ex-boyfriend and I put one of those locks up. I hope it gets taken down.

I'm sorry, this is just funny as heck. I'm going to do this, but shop myself in with all the awesome scientists out there. I'll bring them in to work and put them on my wall. When people say something like, "You met Neil Degrasse Tyson?!" "Never heard of him." "But, you have your picture with him right there!" …

It's totally a thing - I was getting creeped on by those dudes when I was in my 20s and ignored by them when I was in my 30s, despite the fact that I looked pretty much the same between ages 24 and 34 /eyroll. Dicks...

Yeah, act like an adult, huh? Sure. There's a good reason for doing the fadeaway ...

Where does plus-size go next?

Roast the beans. Snip the ends. Toss with olive oil and salt. Put them on a cookie sheet lined with tin foil I to a 450 to 500 degree oven. After 8 minutes, toss. Bake for another 8 to 10 mins until brown and toasty. Eat.

I always thought Amy Poehler would be great on late night. She's totally likeable, would make guests comfortable, but is quick enough and just a little 'dark'.

So, the mistress broke up his marriage and his ex wife broke up his engagement? So weird how nothing is ever his fault. Sociopath love to blame others for their problems.

I despise Mark Sanford in a way that is completely unhealthy. I can't say that I have ever disliked a stranger as much as I dislike him. He cannot stop doing things to try and humiliate his ex-wife. Now she's the reason why he can't marry his mistress? What a load of crap! He torpedoed his marriage and blamed it…

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

No, you don't understand. It's not like when poor women, lacking the ability to get good food or medical care, miscarry or have stillbirths—THAT is a prosecutable murder charge. These are rich, privileged people. They have "affluence" and all kinds of reasons why they can't be prosecuted for endangering children.

Once in college a dude in a suit tried to hit on me at the train station. He was being a creep and when I turned to tell him to fuck off I found I needed to burp. So I did. He left :D

Its the same concept as being mad at the other woman when a man cheats on you. BE MAD AT THE RIGHT PERSON.